"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote in
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> "Andy" <q> wrote in message
> ...
>> "Virginia Tadrzynski" > wrote in
>> news:44ae9563$0$12728 :
>>
>>> http://www.tngenweb.org/tntable/possum.htm
>>>
>>> found this and just 'had' to post it.....
>>> -ginny
>>
>>
>> Ginny,
>>
>> "I know of several ways to catch a possum. Perhaps the easiest is to
>> simply drive around for a while in your truck. The problem will soon
>> resolve itself. (SCCRRRREEEEEEECCHHH!!. . . SPLAT. . .)"
>>
>> Too funny! Me and the ex were driving down the road near home and
>> came upon possum roadkill (blood and guts). She actually asked "is it
>> dead?" and I replied, "no, it's just playing dead," She thought it
>> over for a couple seconds then punched me in the arm. Go figure!
>>
>> Andy
>>
>
> It's amazing how some people can be brilliant, and yet so gullible at
> the same time. I once told my ex that she absolutely could NOT run any
> water while I was installing a motion sensor light over the back door.
> Same scene as yours - 2 second delayed reaction.


ROFLMAO! YOU married my ex?!?!

--JUST KIDDING--

Andy