"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
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> When all those worms started coming out of that critter, I took one of
> his poops to work to check under the microscope...
>
> He had more than just worms. <shudder> Amoebas and other protozoan
> parasites. It was....

Unlike ours, which contain a mixture of rose petals and emeralds. Rumors
sometimes circulate that E. coli are in there, too, but that's just plain
silly.