"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote in
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>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message
>> ...
>>> "Virginia Tadrzynski" > wrote in
>>> news:44ae9563$0$12728 :
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>>>> http://www.tngenweb.org/tntable/possum.htm
>>>>
>>>> found this and just 'had' to post it.....
>>>> -ginny
>>>
>>>
>>> Ginny,
>>>
>>> "I know of several ways to catch a possum. Perhaps the easiest is to
>>> simply drive around for a while in your truck. The problem will soon
>>> resolve itself. (SCCRRRREEEEEEECCHHH!!. . . SPLAT. . .)"
>>>
>>> Too funny! Me and the ex were driving down the road near home and
>>> came upon possum roadkill (blood and guts). She actually asked "is it
>>> dead?" and I replied, "no, it's just playing dead," She thought it
>>> over for a couple seconds then punched me in the arm. Go figure!
>>>
>>> Andy
>>>
>>
>> It's amazing how some people can be brilliant, and yet so gullible at
>> the same time. I once told my ex that she absolutely could NOT run any
>> water while I was installing a motion sensor light over the back door.
>> Same scene as yours - 2 second delayed reaction.
>
>
> ROFLMAO! YOU married my ex?!?!
>
> --JUST KIDDING--
>
> Andy
>

Another woman I know spent several hours on the web, researching the idea
that it was impossible for a duck's quack to echo. The research ended when
my son, who just finished AP physics, laughed (mostly at her) and explained
why the idea was so goofy.