>I went to Las Vegas once. It was 108F. I was wearing wooden clogs
>with plastic soles. I was walking down the sidewalk and the glue that
>was holding the soles onto my shoes melted, and I was suddenly walking
>wood-on-cement. That's hot!
>
>Carol

Every winter, hordes of Minnesotans lock up their barns,
tell friends they're going on an extended trip to Duluth,
and sneak down here to Arizona.

We call 'em SnowBirds.

They go around wearing plaid shirts,
using phrases like "Holy Buckets"
and insisting that there are no mosquitos in Minnesota.

They leave in early May.....
( gotta get back for "The Opener" )



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