Oh pshaw, on Thu 13 Jul 2006 04:07:13p, LadyJane meant to say...

> A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
> friends.
> Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered
> that
> they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
> This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
> noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
> He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it
> anymore?"
> She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
> "Why?" he asked.
> She pointed to her lap and said
> "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
> "Let me see" he said.
> "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
> He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more
> chicken."
> He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
> butter.
> He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches,
> I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
> She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
>
> http://i1.tinypic.com/1zwov9j.gif
>
> She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
> You've already got the neck and the GIBLETS!!!
>
> Well...it's sort of food related!

ROTFLMAO!

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