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"stark" > wrote:

> Be advised all you smug doubters, I've been asked to join a selective
> group of associate editors for an established cook book publisher,
> reviewing their most recent publications and advising them on important
> matters regarding recipes, layout, etc. I did not solicit this honor;
> they obviously heard about me from other sources.
>
> Moreover, if I review and like a particular cook book, they want my
> editorial comments and a check for $29.95 for handling purposes AND I
> can keep the cook book.
>
> Neither of my parents thought I'd ever amount to anything; it's too bad
> they're not both alive to enjoy this prestigeous honor. And in the
> light of my recent success I'd appreciate fewer pejorative comments to
> my postings in this newsgroup.
>
> Thank you.
>
> P.S. If you'd like my expert opinion on any of your recipes, I'll be
> happy to oblige. Just let me know where to send the comments and the
> check.

How much are you going to pay us for our recipes? ;-)
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