On 30 Jul 2006 07:38:46 -0700, "stark" >
wrote:

>Be advised all you smug doubters, I've been asked to join a selective
>group of associate editors for an established cook book publisher,
>reviewing their most recent publications and advising them on important
>matters regarding recipes, layout, etc. I did not solicit this honor;
>they obviously heard about me from other sources.
>
>Moreover, if I review and like a particular cook book, they want my
>editorial comments and a check for $29.95 for handling purposes AND I
>can keep the cook book.
>
>Neither of my parents thought I'd ever amount to anything; it's too bad
>they're not both alive to enjoy this prestigeous honor. And in the
>light of my recent success I'd appreciate fewer pejorative comments to
>my postings in this newsgroup.
>
>Thank you.
>
>P.S. If you'd like my expert opinion on any of your recipes, I'll be
>happy to oblige. Just let me know where to send the comments and the
>check.

I'm so proud to know you! Can I have your autograph? I'll only
charge you a buck.

Carol