"mob-barley" > wrote in message
ps.com...
>
> cybercat wrote:
> > "mob-barley" > wrote in message
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> > > say you know a troll you want to roast
> > > how exactly would you go about it
> >
> > I am not sure but I know how to braise one.
> >
> > Come here, Mob, I have run you a nice hot bath with fragrant herbs.
>
> but it's so hot in there
It's good for you. Get you nice and tender.
>
> mmmmm
>
> something smells really good, it's a little earthy smelling, but I must
> say.. you got my nose open
>
> what's cooking doc?
>
Onions and savory herbs. Turn around now, let's just brush you with some oil
and roll you in pepper.
*poke* Oh, my, you are a healthy young specimen, not much fat but plump
enough. Now then, let me just truss your arms behind you. Sit down
crosslegged and I will secure your ankles. (Just so your err, bath gets to
all parts of you evenly, you wouldn't want your legs to get too hot before
the rest of you is heated through, now would you?)
*tossing a bay leaf into the tub*