How to roast a troll
cybercat wrote:
> Onions and savory herbs. Turn around now, let's just brush you with some oil
> and roll you in pepper.
> *poke* Oh, my, you are a healthy young specimen, not much fat but plump
> enough. Now then, let me just truss your arms behind you. Sit down
> crosslegged and I will secure your ankles. (Just so your err, bath gets to
> all parts of you evenly, you wouldn't want your legs to get too hot before
> the rest of you is heated through, now would you?)
>
> *tossing a bay leaf into the tub*
oh kay
<snuggling down into the savory mixture up to my eyes, peeking across
the small sea of floating herbs and spices, a single bay leaf drifts
past my nose>
you're so kind to fix me up like this
nobody has ever been so nice
<one hour later>
uh... I think this is enough, Im getting really pruned here
hellooooooo...
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