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Default How to roast a troll


Mordechai Housman wrote:

> I think to know what oil to use, you have to consider the desired
> effect. Do you want to make his skin red, or do you want his skin to
> break out into great, oozing sores? Do you want to kill him quickly, or
> have him suffer first for a few days?
>
> These considerations are important.


I want a textured shell, I want them to stay alive as long as possilbe
so much they will smell themselves cooking.. and think to themselves..
hmmm, this smells good, I sure am getting hungry.