"Sheldon" > wrote in message
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> laurie wrote:
>> "Sheldon" wrote:
>> > >
>> > To make up pizza dough (or any yeast dough) for home use your HANDS are
>> > the best investment, and they're free, and require no counter space, no
>> > electric, and clean up is a breeze.
>> >
>> > Did yoose gals know that kneading yeast doughs by hand is one of the
>> > best bosom enhancing exercises there is... ten minutes a day of lift n'
>> > seperate and you can throw away your wonder bra.
>> >
>> > Sheldon Pecs
>>
>> 2 things.
>
> I should hope you have a pair.

Sorry, that was a fairly lame attempt at humor.


>
>> I have been making pizza with my HANDS for many years now. It works just
>> fine.
>
> Right!
>
> I want to invest in a mixer or a food processor
>
> Real estate is much better.

True...........but not in the budget, I'm afraid. Especially where I
live.


>> for a variety of
>> other reasons, and I sure as hell am not going to continue mixing with my
>> hands if I don't need to. I have used my mother's 30 year old Cuisinart
>> as
>> well and it was much, much easier.
>
> Easier than what... there is nothing a home style food proccessor can
> do better and *faster* than a chefs knife... and as for stand mixers
> everything else can be done with a decent hand mixer, that costs much
> less and fits in a drawer.

Easier than mixing the dough on my tile counter that took me forever to
clean. That alone was reason enough to buy a gadget. (I actually don't
have the tile counter anymore, thank God).

I am truly terrible and devastatingly slow with a knife.

>
>> As for the bosom enhancing properties, my D's don't need them, but thanks
>> for your concern.
>
> You must be very young (by thirty those will flop over your navel), or
> the silicone will need a rehab.
>
> Sheldon

Well I'm over 30, and they're not to my navel ; yet. As for silicone, not
my style. But again, thanks for your concern.

laurie


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