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In article >,
Shiver > wrote:

> > It does. :-P How am I going to uphold and protect my reputation as
> > Dead Spread Critic Weirdo if I doesn't comment on presentation? Really!

>
> Now imagine if you seriously started to attend " Dead Spreads ", whether
> in halls, church basement facilities, or private houses, and while
> sampling the food you started handing out cards that identified you
> as the food critic for the local newspaper and your beat was
> restricted to " Dead Spreads ".


I'd love it. In the last two years, I've delivered too damn eulogies at
family funerals -- I handed out cards to my nieces and nephews, "Auntie
Barb, Family Euologist Words for the Newly Departed"
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