enid wrote:
> That does sound disgusting! But, aren't some common foods the result of very
> small critters (bacteria) eating and excreting in the food? A few examples:
> Cheese
> Yogurt
> Sour Cream
> Buttermilk
> Sauerkraut
> Aged Beef
> Vinegar
> Apple Cider
> Beer
> Wine
> Puerh

Yeah it is a give and take, and like I said about personal tolerance
and taste more than anything. But bacteria at least are invisible to
the eye, unlike a beetle or poop-rope And while we're at it I'll
have a medium-well black angus steak with gorgonzola on top and a nice
glass of red wine... now that is my kind of infestation and excrement.
mmm... small critter excrement done right!

I can't help get a number of good Pu-Erh advertisement ideas out of my
mind from this thread, such as: "Try our new improved thousand year old
tree Pu-Erh, now with 30% more poop-rope!" or "One lucky brick contains
a 6" poop-rope, it could be YOURS!" or "Our Pu-Erh contains 250 small
critters, gotta catch 'em all!" I could go on, but I'll spare you
all... and just take my medicine and go back to my padded cell.

- Dominic