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Michael Plant

Dominic 8/22/06

>
> enid wrote:
>> That does sound disgusting! But, aren't some common foods the result of very
>> small critters (bacteria) eating and excreting in the food? A few examples:
>> Cheese
>> Yogurt
>> Sour Cream
>> Buttermilk
>> Sauerkraut
>> Aged Beef
>> Vinegar
>> Apple Cider
>> Beer
>> Wine
>> Puerh
>
> Yeah it is a give and take, and like I said about personal tolerance
> and taste more than anything. But bacteria at least are invisible to
> the eye, unlike a beetle or poop-rope And while we're at it I'll
> have a medium-well black angus steak with gorgonzola on top and a nice
> glass of red wine... now that is my kind of infestation and excrement.
> mmm... small critter excrement done right!
>
> I can't help get a number of good Pu-Erh advertisement ideas out of my
> mind from this thread, such as: "Try our new improved thousand year old
> tree Pu-Erh, now with 30% more poop-rope!" or "One lucky brick contains
> a 6" poop-rope, it could be YOURS!" or "Our Pu-Erh contains 250 small
> critters, gotta catch 'em all!" I could go on, but I'll spare you
> all... and just take my medicine and go back to my padded cell.

And don't come out until called. And don't hold your breath waiting.
Hehehe.
M