I AM SO F^*)! TIRED OF THE WORDS "LOW CARB"<
Yes, Spamfree, you can count me in as someone who is tired of hearing
the words "low carb" or more irritating just the word "carbs".
While many of us would benefit from cutting the carbohydrates in our
diet, I am sick to death of friends and family alike spouting off about
their "low carb diets". I am sick of going to a restaurant with them
and having them completely revamp the menu as they smugly announce to
one and all that they are "counting carbs". I am tempted to tell the
waiter/waitress to just pile the "carbs" onto my plate.
The most irritating friend I have is one who toots her horn about her
Atkins diet as she's puffing on one cigarette after the other. She
brags about all the "weenies" she's had that day as she's chomping on a
bag of pork rinds. I would love to see what her cholesterol level
really is not to mention her blood pressure! This is also a person who
believes if you watch a work-out video it's as if you have done the full
work out. She might have her head examined while she's having her
cholesterol and blood pressure checked. If that were the case, I'd be
the fittest form walking...Lord knows I have "watched" my share of
exercise videos. I am out of breath just thinking of how hard it was to
watch them. Wonder if I were to walk around with a book on my head if it
would be the same as reading it?
To sum it up...I've got your "carbs" riighttt here!
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