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Ubiquitous

wrote:
>Ubiquitous wrote:

>> Yippee-yi-yo! It's a Girls' Hoedown Party at
>> Sandra's. Gather 'round the girls for Chuck
>> Wagon Brisket With Grilled Texas Mesquite Toast.
>> As a side, try Texas Mashed Potato Salad. And
>> for a decadent treat every cowgirl will love,
>> it's Red Velvet Bars with a cool Cowboy Cocktail.
>> Yee-haw!
>
> I'm guessing the Red Velvet Bars will be a box cake mix with red
>marachino cherry juice added for color "and to give it fantastic
>flavor!". Cool whip on top, of course.

I'm thinking she's going to get some angelfoodcake (or perhaps poundcake?)
from the store, slice it into strips, and attempt to dip it into red food
coloring or marachino cherry "juice". I agree about the incognito Cool
Whip, but she'll crap it up with something else to make it red.

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