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Default Hey, Tessie

Steve Wertz wrote:

> On Fri, 14 May 2004 09:39:35 -0400, "Tesoro" >
> wrote:
>
>> "Steve Wertz" > wrote in
>> message ...
>>
>>> On Fri, 14 May 2004 02:40:51 -0400, "Bob (this one)"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> What happened to your brilliant exposition about human
>>>> nutrition and metabolic functions?
>>>
>>> I think he's still filling out that questionaire I gave him. He
>>> sure does get riled up when somebody mentions Atkins or
>>> low-carb.

>>
>> Has anyone here every Googled "steve wertz"?

>
> Oh no - He Googled me! *This* is why I gave you the kook
> questionnaire. You're doing everything exactly like the book says.
>
>> YOU guys are the real diseases that infect Usenet.

>
> Uh, we all work independently of others. Except on Friday
> afternoon when we all get together, drink a lot of Zima, pass out
> the assignments and discuss new strategies.
>
> Ooops - Which reminds me [looking at clock] I better take my weekly
> shower and get dressed - can't keep the Head Moose waiting.


Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about the Zima. Gives me
terrible gasses. Comes out sounding like TESS-o-r-O-o-Ooooo.

Last Friday, all those nice people in the elevator were screaming and
crying. By the time we got to the 53rd floor, several were
unconscious. I think we should look into other things to drink; maybe
not so fizzy. Just a thought.

Pastorio