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Steve Wertz wrote:

> On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:49:09 -0400, "Bob (this one)"
> > wrote:
>
>>Steve Wertz wrote:

>
>>>Uh, we all work independently of others. Except on Friday
>>>afternoon when we all get together, drink a lot of Zima, pass out
>>>the assignments and discuss new strategies.
>>>
>>>Ooops - Which reminds me [looking at clock] I better take my weekly
>>>shower and get dressed - can't keep the Head Moose waiting.

>>
>>Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about the Zima. Gives me
>>terrible gasses. Comes out sounding like TESS-o-r-O-o-Ooooo.
>>
>>Last Friday, all those nice people in the elevator were screaming and
>>crying. By the time we got to the 53rd floor, several were
>>unconscious. I think we should look into other things to drink; maybe
>>not so fizzy. Just a thought.

>
>
> Well, I'm sure you understand the politics involved here. The Zima
> guys have been generous and supporting sponsors of The Cabal since
> it's inception, so we have to tread carefully so we don't offend
> them. You're not the first to bring this up.
>
> The good news is that some of the Zima folks have been pushing for
> us to offer probationary invitations to their Coors colleagues.
> This would seem to be a win-win situation for everyone. The Zima
> guys get a pat on the back from Coors, Coors gets recognition from
> the Cabal, and we get access to several more brands, most notably
> the Bartles & James wine coolers.
>
> There's still the usual red-tape, background checks, proprietary
> agreements, etc... You know how that goes. But hopefully this
> will all be done in time for our July 4th flame-fest. Stay tuned!


Yes. Flames. That's the other effect that the Zima has with me. Three
Fridays ago after the meeting of the cabal (TINC), I was walking to my
53 'Vette when one of those dog-walkers came up behind me. I
scorched a Corgi and ignited a hapless Dalmation who was astonished
that the fire came to him for a change although the white bandages
blended right in on the little guy. I tell you we need to do something
before we all go into full afterburner.

I can't wait for the B&J Coolers. Maybe then we'll also trail
different colors. Red, white, (are they the guys who make that blue
stuff...?)

Bob