Andy Birdbrain pecks:
> Nina Pretty Ballerina said...
>
> >> You forgot throwing it at the bride and groom at weddings as they
> >> make their escape, and most notably, foodfight ammunition (at any
> >> age)!!!
> >>
> >> Andy
> >
> > you throw food at the b&G at a wedding? all over teh clothes? what
> > ever for?
>
>
> Why yes, because if you throw rice at them, the crows and pidgeons swarm
> and eat it off the sidewalk and then it expands in their stomachs and
> they explode and shit doesn't quite so much hit the fan.
>
> Common knowledge in most parts.

You common birdbrain.

If you knew anything about avian anatomy you'd know that's not
possible.. many birds are strictly seed eaters and cannot over eat... a
canary has a higher IQ than Andy Birdbrain.

Sheldon Raptor