"Mark Thorson" > wrote in message
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> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>
>> Are you selling the rights to this story to Fox TV? :-)
>
> Our negotiations reached a deadlock when I refused
> to add a section blaming former President Clinton
> for the mess. :-)

Well, OBVIOUSLY, it was his fault. His affair with a younger woman (which
nobody has ever done before) distracted the whole country from 100% of
everything, including freshness dates on food.