Tom Wolper wrote:
> Bob Vogel wrote:
> > TechMyst wrote:
> >> if you could nane a brew what would it be?
> >>
> >
> > Stinky Finger Porter
> > Toe Jam Stout
> > Douche Bag Kolsch
> >
> > Those are just a few.
> >
> I was going to add Cole Porter, but I saw that somebody (I forget who) already
> bottles Coal Porter.

That's pretty good. Or, if you were trying to be edgy, you coul call it
"Mad Porter" with a logo of a hotel bag man with an axe. Or "Insane
Stout" with a picture of a midget with a chainsaw.