Horrible food memories from childhood
Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
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> My grandmother forced me to eat Cream of Wheat once when I was about 7-8.
> I had the flu. My mother is not all that great of a cook. She knows less
> about what to feed kids when they are sick, so I know where it comes from.
> Grandmother had this horrid parrot that talked and was mean. It's name was
> Conchita and Conchita would move along the edge of the table stealing toast
> from your plate. If you shooed her away she'd bite... hard. Anyway, I
> threw the Cream of Wheat right back up all over the table. Conchita thought
> she'd won the lottery and started flapping around in it. Grandmother had to
> clean us all up and I was never forced to eat anything again. I hate Cream
> of Wheat to this day. I'm not too fond of domesticated birds either.
>
> Michael
Hilarious!
-L.
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