On Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:19:50 GMT, "Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan"
> wrote:

>Andy <q> :
>
>> It's 32 F. degrees outside. ((
>>
>> The house is creaking.
>>
>> I don't know if I can wait until 10 a.m. for brunch.
>>
>> Got my slippers on, for cryin' out loud!
>>
>> Those Farmer's Almanac folks know what they're talking about.
>>
>> The BUMS!!!
>>
>> Andy
>>
>
>Been cold here, in the evenings, for about a week now. We've hit freezing
>at least 2 nights. Daytime is seasonal but nights and early mornings have
>been {{{cold}}}.
>
>Michael

I live North of Chicago but this about sums it up. (No offence to ppl
from Massachusetts).

BTW, I'm a long time lurker here and posted here a few times a long
time ago.

Gene (a.k.a. Vega)

Massachusetts Snow Diary
AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in Massachusetts. It is so beautiful here. The
city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I
LOVE IT HERE
OCT. 14
New England is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are
turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange.
Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so
graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This
must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.
NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill
such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquillity.
Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white.
It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps
and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When
the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a
beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again that
rascal). A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to
work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. ****ing Snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands
from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits
until I'm done shoveling. That Asshole!
DEC. 25
"White Christmas" my busted ass. More ****ing snow. If I ever get my
hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I will
castrate the dumb *******. Don't know why they don't use more salt on
this ****ing ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same shit last night. Been inside since Christmas day
except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car
is buried in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says expect
another 10 inches of this shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels
full of snow 10 inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy ****ing New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34
****ing inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the
4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and shit for brains
had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told
him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the shit he plowed into
my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his ****ing head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and
on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the
****er. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would
have killed them all last November.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body
is rotting away from all the ****ing salt they keep dumping all over
the roads. It really looks like a piece of shit.
MAY 10
Moved to North Carolina today. I can't imagine why anyone in their
right ****ing mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of
Massachusetts.