One time on Usenet, OmManiPadmeOmelet > said:
> In article >,
> unge (Little Malice) wrote:
>
> > One time on Usenet, Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> said:
> > > Oh pshaw, on Mon 16 Oct 2006 10:54:19a, OmManiPadmeOmelet meant to say...
> > > > In article 9>,
> > > > Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote:
> > > >> Oh pshaw, on Mon 16 Oct 2006 08:32:13a, OmManiPadmeOmelet meant to
> > > say...
> > > >> > In article . com>,
> > > >> > "projectile vomit chick" > wrote:
> >
> > > >> >> Once I poured a bowl of Crispix cereal (after having opened the new
> > > >> >> box), only to have a large black beetle come tumbling out into the
> > > >> >> bowl.
> >
> > > >> > <lol> That reminded me of my sisters adventure with the Frito-lay
> corn
> > > >> > chips and the rat turd. ;-)
> >
> > > >> > I also got a nice plate of steamed shrimp one time and a chinese
> > > >> > place... that included one large steamed palmetto roach. <gag>
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Needless to say, I never ate there again!
> >
> > > >> I'm sure it was there for the "crunch" factor.
> >
> > > > <snorph> Dammit, you now owe me one keyboard... ;-D
> >
> > > LOL! Constrast in texture is important!
> >
> > Not to mention the extra protein... :-)
>
> <gag>
>
> Thanks, I'll pass...
> Want my plate? ;-)
Ugh, no! Back in my print shop days, I was working late
one night, and had started making a devilled ham sandwich
for dinner. (I had great bosses, they supplied lots of food
for us.) Anyway, I heard the plate maker go off, so I left
the room, came back to find a small cockroach dancing on
my sandwich! I threw the whole thing, roach and all, into
the garbage and started over. I hate those things. The only
time I've had to deal with them was at that shop, because
one of the owners was terrible about leaving dirty dishes
sitting around for days...
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"Little Malice" is Jani in WA
~ mom, Trollop, novice cook ~