Limp Lou wrote:
> The weekend sale flyer from one of the big local chains came
> yesterday. The front page says "Sweetest Day Savings!" The top left
> has a nice picture of a dozen roses, and right smack in the middle is
> the picture of asparagus!! What were they thinking? Of all the days
> of the year, Sweetest Day would be the last one I'd serve that. This
> is a 20 page flyer and they could have put chocolate or wine or
> anything other than asparagus on the front page. Someone should be
> fired! Sheesch.
>
> Limp Lou

You're a limp lover... don't you know that asparagus is probably the
most powerful aphrodisiac... dincha ever watch a woman with a banana,
well asparaguys are a hundred times more potent.

Sheldon Tongue