Sheldon wrote:
> Limp Lou wrote:
>> The weekend sale flyer from one of the big local chains came
>> yesterday. The front page says "Sweetest Day Savings!" The top left
>> has a nice picture of a dozen roses, and right smack in the middle is
>> the picture of asparagus!! What were they thinking? Of all the
>> days of the year, Sweetest Day would be the last one I'd serve that.
>> This is a 20 page flyer and they could have put chocolate or wine or
>> anything other than asparagus on the front page. Someone should be
>> fired! Sheesch.
>>
>> Limp Lou
>
> You're a limp lover... don't you know that asparagus is probably the
> most powerful aphrodisiac... dincha ever watch a woman with a banana,
> well asparaguys are a hundred times more potent.
>
> Sheldon Tongue

I always feel delicously special when my husband brings home asparagus. I
think of it as a huge present. You can keep your chocolate and your roses,
please. Give me a bunch of asparagus anyday!

kili