"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> JoeSpareBedroom said...
>
>> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
>> . ..
>>>
>>> "Andy" <q> wrote
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>>>> Nancy Young said...
>>>
>>>>> "Andy" <q> wrote
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>>>>>> Weigh a mushroom. take an ounce of water and pour it in the cap
>>>>>> then dump it out. Re-weigh the mushroom.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alton did that already. Even when he got up to soaking the things
>>>>> there was no appreciable weight gain.
>>>
>>>> Alton this... Alton that...
>>>>
>>>> [pout]
>>>
>>> He da man.
>>>
>>> nancy
>>
>> No. Your science teacher was da woman/man. Andrew apparently ate his
>> teacher before anything happened in class.
>
>
> My teachers agreed I should be an astronaut. Something about taking up
> space in school...
>
> Andy

{drum crash!}

Is this an audience or an oil painting?
-Henny Youngman