One time on Usenet, "jmcquown" > said:
> Andy wrote:
> > Little Malice said...

> >> Argh! I sliced into the side of my left middle finger Saturday,
> >> using a dull knife (my first mistake) to cut up a green pepper.
> >> And it still hurts and I can't type worth a damn. There, I've
> >> whined it out of my system... ;-)

> > I believe the term is "Kitchen Klutz."
> >
> > No sharp objects FOR ONE WEEK!!!!!!
> >
> >

> We used to tease my Dad saying he wasn't allowed to handle a knife on
> Sunday. It didn't matter what he was doing, if it was Sunday and a knife
> was involved he'd cut himself. I gather Jani's "Sunday" is Saturday.

Hmmmm, you might have something there, Jill. And this might be a
good argument for getting Miguel to take over the Saturday dinner
thing. Don't get me wrong, I do like to cook, but as it's part of
my job as homemaker, I also like a day off once a week... :-)

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"Little Malice" is Jani in WA
~ mom, Trollop, novice cook ~