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Alan Truism[_1_]

Nochsfentor wrote:
> "Alan Truism" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > Nochsfentor wrote:
> >> "Alan Truism" > wrote in message
> >> news:Nochsfentor@forthefunofit...
> >> > On Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:12:39 +0000, Nochsfentor wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> "Alan Truism" > wrote in message
> >> >> ups.com...
> >> >>> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> >> >>>> On 25 Oct 2006 07:18:38 GMT, wrote:
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >Have you tried Salvadorean pupusas lleno con queso y chicharones?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Aren't you the bozo who's always whining in AFB about crossposting?
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Is that anything like crossdressing?
> >> >>>
> >> >>
> >> >> Perhaps you are mentally insane. It is difficult to be as prolific as
> >> >> you
> >> >> have been without coming across the concept of crossposting, which you
> >> >> do
> >> >> regularly. Since you are mentally insane we can degrade everything you
> >> >> say
> >> >> by 40-50% relevance.
> >> >
> >> > Allow me to explain.
> >>
> >> I'll do the explaining.
> >>
> >> > While you are unintentionally obtuse, I am deliberately such.
> >>
> >> I am not obtuse, it is just that the listeners of my words are too
> >> moronic
> >> to interpret. Typical listeners deal in memes and cliches and phrases
> >> that
> >> fall outside of these are viewed as unintelligible. Perhaps I should
> >> employ
> >> a hip hop artist to put what I say into cliche.
> >
> > Not unless you are trying to dig up songs about rear ends. I started
> > out with Spinal Tap, but after a while the only butt songs I could
> > think of were rap songs. I imagine there have got to be some country
> > songs that talk about butts but I couldn't think of any.
> >
>
> Since when does "I am the Highway" mean "please attach some songs about big
> butt?"

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