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Default Which food will cause massive constipation?

Oh pshaw, on Sat 28 Oct 2006 07:39:18p, Ed Zagmoon meant to say...

> It's payday and some assholes deserve some long "sessions" on
> the toilet.
>
> What food can you recommend to lock the digestive system for
> a couple of days? I'd like to give them shit as hard as concrete.
>
> What can you recommend?


A Quikrete Shake.

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