Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> It's payday and some assholes deserve some long "sessions" on
> the toilet.
>
> What food can you recommend to lock the digestive system for
> a couple of days? I'd like to give them shit as hard as concrete.
>
> What can you recommend?

If I recall "Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me" correctly,
paregoric will do the trick. -aem