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Default Which food will cause massive constipation?

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> It's payday and some assholes deserve some long "sessions" on
> the toilet.
>
> What food can you recommend to lock the digestive system for
> a couple of days? I'd like to give them shit as hard as concrete.
>
> What can you recommend?


I'd recommend filet of TROLL