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Default Which food will cause massive constipation?

In article >, "cybercat" >
wrote:

> "aem" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> >
> > Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> >> It's payday and some assholes deserve some long "sessions" on
> >> the toilet.
> >>
> >> What food can you recommend to lock the digestive system for
> >> a couple of days? I'd like to give them shit as hard as concrete.
> >>
> >> What can you recommend?

> >
> > If I recall "Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me" correctly,
> > paregoric will do the trick. -aem
> >

>
> PAREGORIC?
>
> In this half-century?


I think Paregoric is illegal?

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