Oh pshaw, on Sun 29 Oct 2006 02:01:43a, OmManiPadmeOmelet meant to say...

> In article >, "cybercat" >
> wrote:
>
>> "aem" > wrote in message
>> ups.com...
>> >
>> > Ed Zagmoon wrote:
>> >> It's payday and some assholes deserve some long "sessions" on
>> >> the toilet.
>> >>
>> >> What food can you recommend to lock the digestive system for
>> >> a couple of days? I'd like to give them shit as hard as concrete.
>> >>
>> >> What can you recommend?
>> >
>> > If I recall "Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me" correctly,
>> > paregoric will do the trick. -aem
>> >
>>
>> PAREGORIC?
>>
>> In this half-century?
>
> I think Paregoric is illegal?
>
> Contains opium...

It is still available by prescription.

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