On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 14:45:24 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> wrote:

>
>Border collies are evil. A relative had one that like to greet visitors by
>jumping on their chests. One day, I showed up for dinner, straight from
>work. The dog leapt on me, got its claws stuck in my suit jacket pocket, and
>tore the left-front of the jacket down to the bottom seam. Ha ha. Too bad it
>was a new Hickey-Freeman suit. Its owner wrote me a check. Ha ha. Great dog.
>A month later, it chewed open a dental floss container and ate the floss.
>This resulted in expensive surgery, since the floss tangled in the
>intestines. Very expensive. Ha ha. Two incidents cost the woman upward of
>$2000.00 in a period of a month.


They aren't evil... they are working dogs that need a job. They are
very active animals and people who decide to own one should be aware
of that. Sounds like she didn't train her dog and should own a basset
instead. Bassets are loving animals. A little dumb, but sedentary
and sweet.

--
See return address to reply by email