"LadyJane" > wrote in
ups.com:

> No slight, insult or character deficiency is intended to any/all
> blondes in the following!
>




Two true Aussie blonde females walk into a David Jones store, walk up to
the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Shazza sprays it on her
wrist and smells it:

"That's quite noice, innit, don't ya fink Cheryl?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi."
"VIENS A MOI, what the fark does that mean?"

At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is
French for "come to me".

Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl, saying,
"That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you,
Cheryl?"




--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

'Enjoy today, it was paid for by a veteran'