PeterL wrote:

> >
> > He had to tell it early to give you time to get the joke by
> > friday.
> >
> > PS. It is already Friday in Australia.
> >
>
> I wonder if my .sig gave him any hint to the fact I live elsewhere than
> the USA?

For some people there is no other place. It is the centre of
their universe.

BTW.....good joke.