projectile vomit chick wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
> > Aside from eggs benedict, what else can I do with these English Muffin
> > beauties? (I know they aren't "English" and I know, toast, butter and jam).
> > Anything else? (These aren't USA's pretenders 'Thomas' muffins nor
> > Wonderbread, they are sourdough muffins.) So, maybe some cheese toast? I
> > have some lovely cheeses in my freezer. But aside from making them into
> > croutons to dot soup or stew, any suggestions? Egg mcquown? (I'd have to
> > buy sliced ham or "Canadian" bacon".)
>
> Shove them up yer **** and use them as birth-control sponges.

Excellent!! I was going to suggest using them as sex aids, but your
idea sounds better.