Dan Goodman wrote:
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> Bob (this one) wrote:
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> > <http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2458696,00.html>
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> > No, seriously...
> >
> > Pastorio
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> So, are Linda McCartney Sausages still legal?




An man was working in a gold mine when the tunnel collapsed and
he was trapped in the rubble. Rescuers had to cut off his leg to
get him out. When his friend came to visit him in the hospital
the miner was upset that he would never be able to have a
family. His friend said "I thought ti was just your leg that was
lost". "It was" said the miner " but who would be interested in a
one legged gold digger"

His friend replied "Try Paul McCartney"
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