On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:31:46 -0600, Andy <q> wrote:

>Damsel in dis Dress said...
>
>> On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 13:22:55 -0600, Andy <q> wrote:
>>
>>>Zilbandy said...
>>>
>>>> Now, if they made a fifty pound
>>>> turkey....
>>>
>>>I'm sure they're out there!
>>
>> Ours is 33.5 pounds. There will be four of us eating it at this
>> point. Roommate wanted one that would impress. Thing looks like a
>> skin-covered Volkswagon beetle. He refuses to consider not stuffing
>> this beast.
>
>Damsel,
>
>Good grief. That's going to take forever to cook. Are you deep frying it?
>
>Andy

I'm not sure they make deep fryers that big, but no, he plans on
roasting it. With stuffing. Best I can find out, it should take
around 7 hours to cook. Yet, he claims he won't have to get up early
to start it. Are we eating at midnight, or what? (Can you tell I'm a
little, teensy bit frustrated?)

Dinner's on the second of December if anyone wants to stop by. I
think there'll be enough food to go around, if we slice the turkey
very thinly. <rolling eyes> Yeah, I'll take pictures. Might need a
wide-angle lense for the bird, though.

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