Gar wrote:

> I have an ex that couldn't order anything off the menu without
> changing the topping, cheese, sauce, bread, contiments, sides,
> etc,etc. It drove me nuts and she's **** off the server every time.
> By the time she finished, the meal resembled nothing like what it
> started out as, and the server whould have to write as much for the
> two of us as would normally be required for a table of 10.

I have a niece that can top that. My father in law used to host the whole family
at birthday/Christmas luncheon at one of his clubs. He would reserve a private
room for us and there was a waiter assigned. Every time we went the niece would
pull the same selfish, world revolves around her nonsense. The waiter came in with
a coffee pot and offered us coffee. The niece wanted tea, so he headed off and got
her a pot of tea. We had cream on the table. She wanted milk. He went off and got
here a pitcher of milk for her tea. Then she asked for a glass of milk. He brought
back a glass of milk. Then she asked for a glass of juice. The waiter went away
and we never saw him again. I can't blame the guy.