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Paul M. Cook©® wrote:

> I can see it all now. A gang of armed cops wearing wind breakers with FDA
> painted in huge yellow letters breaks into a SF eatery, orders everyone onto
> the floor face down, kicks a few people in the teeth as an example and then
> sends specially trained agents into the walk-in fridge to extract the foie
> gras. A startled chef is ordered to "drop that spatula hairbag and back
> away from the stove HANDS IN THE AIR!!" A few diners caught with the
> illicit substance are cuffed, leg-ironed and hooded, then whisked off to
> Gitmo for some "pre-interrogation softening up."


And then it get's worse. Imagine having to explain to the big hairy guy
in the cell next to you that you're in on a foie gras rap.

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