"yetanotherBob" > wrote in message
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> Get yourself a goat. They haven't changed much since 1969, and even
> current models DO NOT require cleaning. In my experience, they don't
> even WANT cleaning, as you may learn if you try to clean one.
>
> A goat will address most, if not all, of your garbage disposal needs,
> and definitely not stink up the house. (This assumes that you do not
> let the goat into the house).
>
> If you can't locate a local goat dealer/installer, I'd recommend a
> compost/mulch heap to address your garbage disposal problems. Like
> goats, compost/mulch heaps have not changed much since the late 60's,
> and WILL NOT stink up the house (unless, also like a goat, you set it up
> in the house).
>
> Bob
Why am I waiting for a punch line Bob?....Something about wearing rubber
boots or something? he he Jimi