"Pat P" > wrote in message
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> "Hillary Penge" > wrote in message
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>> Turkey Safety
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> MASSIVE SNIP!..................
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>> * To correct the temperature, use a small wrench to turn the
>> calibration nut until the thermometer reads 32°F. For a digital
>> thermometer, simply change the battery.
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> Even better, feed the turkey to the dog and have a nice bit of roast beef!
>
> Pat
>

Fat chance of that, I can't remember the last time I had beef that didn't
taste revolting!

No idea what the farmers are doing to their livestock but they seem
determined to convert everyone to vegiterianism!