The most food ever eaten...
One time on Usenet, Dave Smith > said:
> "-L." wrote:
> > Dave Smith wrote:
<snip>
> > > LOL but my niece could put you to shame. She can eat non-stop for
> > > pretty much most of the day, and usually does.
> >
> > We must have the same niece.
>
> If so, I hope she is coming to your place for Christmas and not
> mine. When we have the family for dinner we have to have double
> the amount of food served. She grazes along the buffet, consuming
> everything along the way. The last time she was here she parked
> herself next to a platter of devilled eggs and moved on when she
> had finished them off, then she went to the cheese platter where
> there was about 1/3 pound of each of a half dozen cheeses,
> polished them off and moved on to the next item.
>
> She once showed up at the home of her new stepsister,who was
> expecting guests. By the time the guests arrived, she had eaten
> all the food.
How old is she and has anyone pointed out to her the rudeness of
this behavior?
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Jani in WA
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