Petey the Wonder Dog wrote in message
>...
>Far as I can tell, someone wrote:
>>So what earth-shattering things do you accomplish with all
>>the time you save by not cooking and eating great meals?
>
>I came upon something brillig!
>
>I put two hot dogs, a tablespoon of mustard (well... a big squirt. I'm
>too lazy to mneasure it.) Some baked beans, some potato salad and a can
>of beer in my blender.
>
>Picnic thru a straw. Yummie!
>
>With my spare time, I took a nap, then I spent a while scratching my
>armpits.

Do your parents know you are drinking their beer?
;-p