Sheldon wrote:
> Graeme wrote:
>> "Sheldon" wrote:
>> Graeme wrote:
>>> I would also like to point out that Seville orange is NOT "mostly for jams".
>>> You do not make jam with oranges, you make marmalade.
>
>> Jams, marmalades, jellies, all prserves... marmalade is definitely a
>> jam.
>>
>> This is your 3rd ****-up in this thread, so let me try to explain this as I
>> would to a child.
>>
>> Jam is a preserve. Marmalade is a preserve.
>>
>> Using this simple theory; a lion is a cat and a tiger is a cat. A tiger
>> cannot be a lion.
>>
>> Get it?
>
> You're saying orange marmalade can't be lemon marmalade, can't be
> grapefruit marmalade... but they're all marmalades... only oranges
> ain't grapefuits, aint' lemons either.

Here, shit-for-brains, let me help. You said they're all
"preserves." And from that bit of brilliance, you
extrapolated that marmalades were jams, defying logic,
language, intelligence and the form of your own words.

Moron.

> And all marmalades are
> preserves

No disagreement at this specific point. As all jellies are
preserves. But they aren't jams, by definition. Nor are
marmalades jellies, by definition. See how they separate
into categories, moron?

> and all marmalades are jams as well,

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT. Sorry Cookie, this is the
part that's pure bluster. All the definitions you've cited
seem to unanimously neglect to offer that marmalade = jam.
I'm sure you'll be able to find some, though, there's
certainly no shortage of morons in the world. Look at you...

> and all jams are preserves.

All Chevies are cars, all Mercuries are cars, all Cadillacs
are cars. Let Chevies = jellies. Let Mercuries = jams. Let
Cadillacs = marmalades. Let Cadillacs = Mercuries? You sure
you want to stick with that one?

> What everyone with a normal brain gets is that you have a
> very low IQ (ie. WOP logic)... you just gotta be a WOP, yer daddy is a
> donkey.
>
> http://southernfood.about.com/od/jam...s/r/bln367.htm

Bwahaha... A moron citing someone who doesn't know what a
jam is. Trying to make it sound more uptown by misusing the
name. It's peach jam, plain and simple. Perhaps the fact
that peaches aren't citrus fruit escaped your normally
thudding mind.

Moron.

Pastorio