"byakee" > wrote in message
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> Hark! I heard "Vox Humana" > say:
> > "Dimitri" > wrote in message
> > ...
>
> > > Get yours at:
> > >
> > > www.wketchup.com
> > >
> > > Regards,
> >
> > It's obviously Republican ketchup. A 14oz bottle sells for $3. I just
> > bought Heinz in the 24 oz. bottle for 69 cents!
>
> I visited the web site and kept waiting for the punchline...
>

Me too. I thought maybe the list of American ingredients would include
arsenic and dioxin laced water or that there would be a recommendation to
use in on mad cow burgers. I also though that maybe they were comparing
Bush and ketchup in that they are both very slow. So, just how many ways
are Bush and ketchup similar? I think they are both composed entirely of
vegetable matter.