Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Not Buy Any Cookbook by Food Network's Sandra Lee
Dave Bugg > wrote:
>Nick wrote:
>> Blair P. Houghton wrote:
>>> Number 1 reason:
>>> no centerfold
>>
>> I would have to agree.
>> Nude pictures of Sandra would be much better than her recipes.
>
><rushing from the monitor to vomit in the bathroom>
Oh come on. Be a sport. You can always cover her head
with a bag. Not one you make yourself, but a bag from
the store, of course.
--Blair
"Because everything she does
is semi-ho made."
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