haha

First, mooch some money from a relative
Next, get in your toasty car and roll down to the local "greasy spoon"

Then... hit the drive through, order something big and tasty, heee

next... make another lap around the greasy spoon... scan the edges of
the parking lot for homeless people, you can always spot them...
here are some samples

http://tinyurl.com/hzgsu
http://tinyurl.com/ysnwee

and lastly... don't miss this one
http://www.storruss.com/stories/russ.../chi002/b3.jpg same as
http://tinyurl.com/yur994

these are real homeless people, these are not actors!

Next, start eating... crack that wrapper and wrap your lips around
your "big and tasty"
be sure to lick the special sauce from the edges of the meat and
cheese

The secret to entice someone to "ask" for a berger is to make good eye
contact.

Inevitably they will APPROACH YOUR CAR (this is where warm fuzzy
feelings start up)

KEEP EATING, dip your fires in ketchup, sip that coke...

roll the window down and ****ING ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT
you already see and know what they want, but make them tell it
(you get a warmer feeling making them bow down at this time)

here's the secret to a good hobo hamburger.
ONLY GIVE THEM ENOUGH FOR A BERGER.. like $2.00
lol

NO SODA FOR YOU HOBO MAN

That is basically it, you can do it at least once a day.

Good luck

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